I Can Has Job

Like many people I find myself either overqualified or lacking the experience required by employers. After applying for a bunch of jobs with no responses I got bored and decided to start writing ridiculous cover letters. These are all real cover letters I have sent to real job listings, any responses I receive will of course be posted. If you have any suggestions of jobs I should apply for feel free to drop me a link by clicking on APPLY FOR THIS JOB below.