December 2011
15 posts
“Dear Paul,
Vacancy applied for: Assistant Site Accountant
We would like to...”
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“Head of Customer Experience
Bristol, Avon
£52,800 - £69,300 per annum
0...”
– http://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/head-of-customer-experience/20964919#/jobs/50k
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Head of Customer Experience Cover Letter
Hello lovely people at AXA Sunlife,
I well remember your adverts with that old bird in constant rotation on mid-morning television, you know your demographic, so ingrained is it in to my consciousness that I’ll at least 30% sure I could recite it word for word.
I must say the term ‘life market’ strikes me as one of the most unsettling terms I have ever read. By saying that there is a life...
“Role
Ref:RV IED Dec 11
Location:London
Salary:£38,721 - £52,590 depending on...”
– https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/showjob.aspx?id=168
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Explosives/IED Specialist Cover Letter
Well let me tell you it was tough enough just to on to your website, it just kept crashing, if that was the first part of the test consider it passed ;).
I would love to work for MI5 and be a bad ass spy. Terrorism, espionage and sabotage are my favourite things, not to do obviously, unless you want me to. Looking at my CV you may wonder what the hell I’m doing applying for a job as an...
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“Investigations Executive
Employer: ADVERTISING STANDARDS AUTHORITY Posted: 25...”
– http://www.asa.org.uk/About-ASA/Careers.aspx
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Investigations Executive Cover Letter
How cool would it be to say I’m an investigations executive?! After 24 years of not really knowing what to with my life, having a cool job title would definitely be a step in the right direction.
As you say this role offers real intellectual challenges; something, I’m sure you’ll be delighted to know, I relish. As is demonstrated in my determination to complete all of the Riddler challenges...
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“Caretaker
Bow, London
£7.00 - £8.00 per hour
13 applications
Job type:...”
– http://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/caretaker/20928504#/jobs?keywords=cleaner
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Caretaker Cover Letter
As a university graduate with a post-graduate PGCE I believe I am well equipped and have the appropriate acumen coupled with a complete lack of real world experience to excel in this position.
This role as caretaker is perfectly suited to both my interests, abilities and skills. Having little regard for privacy I will have no problem conducting thorough inspections. As a serial note leaver I...
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Meat Specialist Cover Letter
I love meat. I eat a lot of meat. Breakfast: meat; lunch: meat; dinner yet more meat. You know how we’re meant to have five a day of fruit and veg. I try to have five different types of meat a day. I once tried to make a meat dessert but the resulting pork parfait was not to taste. Now I’m not sure this makes me a specialist quite yet but I should say my Dad was a butcher. Being a Meat specialist...
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“Meat specialist 52250376
Company: Makro
Location: Poole (BH17)
Position: ...”
– http://www.retailchoice.com/JobSearch/JobDetails.aspx?JobId=52250376
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Lecturer in Musical Theatre (Jazz Dance) Cover...
You ask the question ‘Do I have what it takes to join the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland?’ I can honestly answer a resounding, maybe. In truth I’m not a hundred percent sure what a conservatoire is, is it like a fancy conservatory? If it is then I’m definitely down with that. If it’s something to do with the Conservative Party then I don’t have what it takes, I’m not rich enough, nor do I have an...
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“Lecturer in Musical Theatre (Jazz Dance)
Permanent appointment (0.75FTE)...”
– http://www.rcs.ac.uk/aboutus/vacancies/
RE: best application letter yet !
Paul – You’re an office hero mate.
Best Regards,
Gareth
Gareth Stephens
Pre Sales & Professional Services Division
Business Development Manager
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Sales Specialist - Surgical Implants Cover Letter
When I first read the title of this job I’ll admit I did jump to conclusions; surgical implants = boobs. I love boobs. However after reading the rest of the job description, and Googling urology, I realised it was for penis enlargements. I do not love penis.
Undeterred I still think this is the perfect job for me. As you say you are a company committed to ‘development of their employees’ and...
November 2011
6 posts
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“JOB TITLE: Sales Specialist - Surgical implants
SELLING: Surgical implants...”
– http://jobview.monster.co.uk/Sales-Specialist-Surgical-implants-Job-South-East-England-South-East-Southern-UK-103918972.aspx
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Project Manager: Policy and Campaigns Cover Letter
I wish to apply for the position of Project Manager as advertised on your website. So as not to cause any confusion I am a man, but I do love women and women’s rights. The only problem I can see is that women don’t particularly like me; I’ve been single for like four years. My problem is I always get stuck in the friend zone. I’ve not been to any feminist meetings recently but I’m pretty sure the...
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“Jobs
UK Feminista is currently recruiting for two positions:
Project...”
– http://ukfeminista.org.uk/about/jobs/
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“Re: Ad response to: Req/DBEGL1586/181206/Job application for Global...”
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Cover Letter for Global Infrastructure Manager
Your search is over; I am the Global Infrastructure Manager you’ve been looking for. Now I know that looking at my CV you might not think I’ve got the experience or qualifications you’re looking for and you’d be right so let me start by addressing each of requirements individually.
· Managed infrastructure delivering global IT services
· Operated as service provider to internal...
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Global Infrastructure Manager Vacancy
Global Infrastructure Manager
Crawley, West Sussex
£40,000 - £50,000 per annum
0 applications
Job type: Permanent, full-time
Date: Today
Reference: 20925950
Duration: Permanent
My client who is a leading engineering company based in Crawley are seeking a highly experienced Global Infrastructure Manager on a permanent basis paying a very competitive salary with great benefits. ...
